Less than three

"Teenage love is 10 amino acids long." 

The Consciousness of Food

"The repugnance to animal food is not the effect of experience, but is an instinct. It appeared more beautiful to live low and fare hard in many respects; and though I never did so, I went far enough to please my imagination. I believe that every man who has ever been earnest to preserve his higher or poetic faculities in the best condition has been particularly inclined to abstain from animal food, and from much food of any kind...

It is hard to provide and cook so simple and clean a diet as will not offend the imagination; but this, I think, is to be fed when we feed the body; they should both sit down at the same table. Yet perhaps this may be done. The fruits eaten temperately need not make us ashamed of our appetites, nor interrupt the worthiest pursuits. But put an extra condiment into your dish, and it wil poison you." 

Family Happiness, Tolstoy 

I'm not sure why the burning hatred of New Jersey is instilled in so many of us. It's definitely exaggerated. 

"What are you doing?!"

"I'm excercising!" 

"YOU'RE SHAKING THE WHOLE HOUSE!" 

"You're so selfish." 

Apologies

I was reading the blog of a good friend and realizing this isn't your typical everyday whatever blog, "finding the meaning in everything" kind of shit. If that's what you're looking for, you should probably leave now.

Things you won't find here are: 

Consistency

Comprehensiveness 

Answers 

Things you might find here:

Deeper meanings 

Hormone-induced rants 

Mediocre photography and poetry 

Tidbits 

Self esteem issues 

Angst 

(The good and bad kinds) 

Clichés 

Satisfaction*

*no promises, though. 

It's actually nighttime 

But isn't it always 

No, you're right. Everything is always about you, narcissistic little bitch.